Originally this was only going to be a normal 1 part post...but I was almost done with the last post, and I came across this one. I laughed, I cried, I got super creeped out...if this man could string a sentence togethor, he might be dangerous...not sure how smart it was for DFW to sign someone this openly hostile to the sport of MMA, to the UFC. James Toney doesn't seem like a very nice man...also look for a Coture doll...thats all I'm saying...well that, and I look foward to him having the crap kicked out of him.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
WEEKLY WTF
In our first departure from the Petruzelli and/or Lawlor trend, we shift our focus to Mr. Clay Guida. Now, I'm all about "The Carpenter", he tears people up...and he had one of the bloodiest fights I've ever seen. That being said, this is an interview with him where he can't seem to keep his hands off himself...its a little odd. He might be just a little drugged up....not sure of its ecstasy with all the rubbing...or coke with all the the picking...or maybe hes just naturally twitchy...it seems like the more likely scenario. This is part one of this special two part Weekly WTF double feature!
Sunday, July 4, 2010
UFC RECAP
I made the worst picks of all TIME for this UFC. I think I got 2 right...my shame knows no bounds. I think this was all too personal...I may have made some unwise picks based on my intense dislike of certain other people...I'm sleepy, its almost 2 in the morning, so I'll make this fast.
Gerald Harris vs. Dave Branch - Lol as soon as this fight started I figured it wouldn't go well for Branch. He got slammed twice, then the third time he actually jumped on Harris and wrapped his legs arouns his waist...dumb move...Harris slammed him again, and knocked the wind right out of him. It was OVER. All the waving hands was weird...his whole fighting style was odd..it looked almost like he was gonna bust out with some caopeira for a minute. Harris was'nt much better. The whole fight just seemes awkward to me.
Seth Petruzelli vs. Ricardo Romero - This makes me so very very very sad. Petruzelli blew his second chance...it was nice to see Lawlor again. The thing about them is that whenever I see them, no matter the circumstances they just make me giggle. Either by themselves or togethor, they just give me happy giggles. Petruzelli was looking good in the first round. He got submitted in the second, and I think he actually injured his elbow. It made me sad, this was very disappointing...it was the first disappointment of the night for me, but it wouldn't be the last.
Brendan Schaub vs. Chris Tuchscherer - One of the only fight picks I got right. Good fight, not much to say about it.
George Sotiropoulos vs. Kurt Pellegrino - Got it wrong...no suprise there...i was disappointed. I like Pellegrino. Sotiropolous was very agressive though, and he got the win.
Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Stephan Bonnar - This fight makes me want to vomit...Soszynski dominated...till he didn't anymore....Bonnar bleeds like an old man on blood thinners...he kind of looks like one too...also he looks like he has dentures. The Polish experiment had him running with his back turned two or three times at first. Bonnar would have probably been cut from the UFC if he'd lost, imo...so I'm extra disappointed. At the end though, Bonnar looked like he was in worse shape. Sadly though somehow Bonnar managed to pull it off. They both showed good sportsmanship though. Just for the record, Soszynski looked good as hell!
Chris Lytle vs. Matt Brown - Got it wrong again...at this point it was becoming a pattern. Lytle in this fight, was the first time I've ever seen the other guy stop and make sure the loser was ok before he celebrated...which I don't think is something Lytle normally does.
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Chris Leben - The second fight I got right. I didn't expect to like this fight for obvious reasons. I maintain that Wanderlei would have done it a lot better. That being said, as Wanderlei Silva was unavailable, this may have been one of the best fights I've ever seen. I had warm fuzzies for Leben...until he called out Wanderlei...then I went back to thinking he was a douche. I'm glad the cheater got beaten though. And let Leben fight Wanderlei. Wanderlei will DESTROY HIM!!!
Brock Lesnar vs. Shane Carwin - Only think I'm going to say is that I think it should have been stopped and given to Carwin in the first round. I also think there were a couple times Carwin could have finished Lesnar and held back. I was very very very very disappointed. Sometimes theres just not a building tall enough...
Gerald Harris vs. Dave Branch - Lol as soon as this fight started I figured it wouldn't go well for Branch. He got slammed twice, then the third time he actually jumped on Harris and wrapped his legs arouns his waist...dumb move...Harris slammed him again, and knocked the wind right out of him. It was OVER. All the waving hands was weird...his whole fighting style was odd..it looked almost like he was gonna bust out with some caopeira for a minute. Harris was'nt much better. The whole fight just seemes awkward to me.
Seth Petruzelli vs. Ricardo Romero - This makes me so very very very sad. Petruzelli blew his second chance...it was nice to see Lawlor again. The thing about them is that whenever I see them, no matter the circumstances they just make me giggle. Either by themselves or togethor, they just give me happy giggles. Petruzelli was looking good in the first round. He got submitted in the second, and I think he actually injured his elbow. It made me sad, this was very disappointing...it was the first disappointment of the night for me, but it wouldn't be the last.
Brendan Schaub vs. Chris Tuchscherer - One of the only fight picks I got right. Good fight, not much to say about it.
George Sotiropoulos vs. Kurt Pellegrino - Got it wrong...no suprise there...i was disappointed. I like Pellegrino. Sotiropolous was very agressive though, and he got the win.
Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Stephan Bonnar - This fight makes me want to vomit...Soszynski dominated...till he didn't anymore....Bonnar bleeds like an old man on blood thinners...he kind of looks like one too...also he looks like he has dentures. The Polish experiment had him running with his back turned two or three times at first. Bonnar would have probably been cut from the UFC if he'd lost, imo...so I'm extra disappointed. At the end though, Bonnar looked like he was in worse shape. Sadly though somehow Bonnar managed to pull it off. They both showed good sportsmanship though. Just for the record, Soszynski looked good as hell!
Chris Lytle vs. Matt Brown - Got it wrong again...at this point it was becoming a pattern. Lytle in this fight, was the first time I've ever seen the other guy stop and make sure the loser was ok before he celebrated...which I don't think is something Lytle normally does.
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Chris Leben - The second fight I got right. I didn't expect to like this fight for obvious reasons. I maintain that Wanderlei would have done it a lot better. That being said, as Wanderlei Silva was unavailable, this may have been one of the best fights I've ever seen. I had warm fuzzies for Leben...until he called out Wanderlei...then I went back to thinking he was a douche. I'm glad the cheater got beaten though. And let Leben fight Wanderlei. Wanderlei will DESTROY HIM!!!
Brock Lesnar vs. Shane Carwin - Only think I'm going to say is that I think it should have been stopped and given to Carwin in the first round. I also think there were a couple times Carwin could have finished Lesnar and held back. I was very very very very disappointed. Sometimes theres just not a building tall enough...
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